A man is driving down the road πand breaks down near a monastery⛪.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down.
Do you think I could stay the night?
Do you think I could stay the night?
the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinnerππ², even fix his carπ§π.
As the man tries to fall asleepπ€, he hears a strange soundπ¬.
The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say,
We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
The man is disappointedπ but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry wayπ.
The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery⛪.
The monks again accept him, feed himππ², even fix his carπ§π.
That night, he hears the same strange noise π¬that he had heard years earlier.
The next morningπ, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell youπΆ. You're not a monk.
The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.π
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, You must travel the earth πand tell us how many blades of grass πΎthere are and the exact number of sand pebblesπWhen you find these numbers,
you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task.
Some 4⃣5⃣ years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery⛪.
He says,
I have traveled the earthπ and have found what you have asked for. There are
145,236,284,232 blades of grassπΎ and
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earthπ.
The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monkπ.
We shall now show you the way to the soundπ‘.
The monks lead the man to a wooden doorπͺ where the head monk says,
The sound is right behind that door.
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.
He says, Real funny. May I have the keyπ?
The monks give him the keyπ, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stoneπͺ.
The man demands the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the keyπ, and he opens it, only to find a door πͺmade of ruby.
He demands another key πfrom the monks, who provide it.
Behind that door is another doorπͺ, this one made of sapphire,
So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,
silver,
topaz,
and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the last keyπ to the last door.
The man is relieved to know endπ.
He unlocks the doorπ,
turns the knob,
and behind that door he is amazed π³to find the source of that strange soundπ‘
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☝ππΆBut he can't tell you what it is because you're not
a monk
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Don't be angry at me .. I am
Also searching for the guy who sent me this oneπ π π happi new year in Advance my friendz.....
Also searching for the guy who sent me this oneπ π π happi new year in Advance my friendz.....
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