A Lady

A lady had not been home for 5 years.Upon her return, Dad:"where have U been all these years? Why didn't U call? Do U know wat your mum and I went through!.. The girl[crying] replied,"Dad I becAme a prostitute! Dad:"wAt? U shameless sinner..U are a disgrace to the family. Lady:ok dad, as U wish..I just came to give mum this luxurious fur coat, keys to a ten bedroom mansion,and 50,000 gh. cedi saving certificate. For u my little bro.: this gold rolex and for U dad,the sparkling mercedes limited edition convertible, parked outside.. I also av an invitation for U to spend the coming easter holiday on board with my new yatcht in the river and... Her dad interrupted,"wAt is it U said U had become? The girl started crying again, Prostitute Dad!.. Dad:"Oh Jesus,U scared me,I thought u said U had become a PROTESTANT!! Come here and give your old man a big hug!.