Showing posts with label txt jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label txt jokes. Show all posts

Monday, 1 February 2016

14th February 2016 Lies

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Behold it is written in the book of February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that on val's
day,excuses shall arise again, ; my battery died, my credit got
finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the
trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fear
thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily..thou art not
thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick.

Sunday, 31 January 2016

Saturday, 30 January 2016

Thursday, 28 January 2016

See Photos Of The Nu de Wedding That Has Caused An Uproar Online.

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Although these photos were taken last year, they are still sending ripples over the internet. This just shows how weird and down-sided the world could get. While other are looking for more innovative ways to help develop themselves and the world at large, some are looking for shameless ways to become "famous/unique". The nude wedding took place last year in the US.  

Tuesday, 26 January 2016

Monday, 18 January 2016

Friday, 15 January 2016

Wednesday, 13 January 2016

Monday, 11 January 2016

Robbers enter a house

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Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money and valuables. After they collect what they can, they give the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or else he be shot himself.
The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him. He hands back the gun and says, "I am sorry I can't do this

*A TOUCHING story!!!

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One day a little boy closed from school. On his way home he saw a cat lying by the street side as though it was dead. To satisfy his curiosity, the boy came close touched the cat to see if it was dead or hurt. He touched the first time and there was no response. He then touched the cat again. He

Thursday, 7 January 2016

Wednesday, 6 January 2016

Video leak (a very dangerous snake had just been discovered Scientists)

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                                                                     BREAKING NEWS...
Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced that a very dangerous snake had just been discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an enhanced specie of the reptile family.
According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds every 30seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by weapon except it bites itself. Surprising huh?

Tuesday, 5 January 2016

Monday, 4 January 2016