Akpos

Akpos stays with his uncle at the city. During dinner one night, his uncle said "Akpos, you are getting old. what's keeping you from getting married?" 
Akpos "It's already on my mind. You see, i have been thinking about your wife everyday". His uncle shouted "what a fuck! Idiot! how there you think about my wife?". Akpos replied "Uncle please stop vibrating, is not what you think". "O! you still have mouth to talk? In fact you are leaving to the village this night" says the angry uncle. Akpos kneel down and said "Aah! Sorry uncle, I was just afraid of ending up with a bad woman as you did". The woman grabbed the soup plate and pure on Akpos