Babe

 Babe: Baby do u still luv me like before? Guy: Yes luv! My luv for u will never change. Babe: That's my babyyyy(y) Babe: I want u to buy me something. Guy: Just name it Babe: It's just one Blackberry Porsche sha... Guy: No problem. Just find out the price and let me know Babe: It's 450,000 Naira (Almost $ 3,000) Guy: Is it manual or automatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in, the engine. Have u checked the fuel consumption too? Babe: Honey, it's not a car oo. It's a phone. Guy: : phone?! Guy: That means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe abi? Babe: >:O Are u buying it or not? Guy: Pls I'm not ooo! I can't!:O Babe: Helloooooo! Guy: Hiiiiiiiii ! Babe: Don't even bother again. I'll call Alhaji to get it for me this evening. Guy: =)) Better still, Y don't u call Atiku He will be faster! Babe:: I'm going to delete u Guy:=)) Is ur phone hanging? Cos I've already deleted u since u mentioned Porsche. Guy: Idiot! How much is bride price even in ibo land sef ohhhh..lmfao na so naija gals