BOOKS THAT WILL NEVER EXIST.

BOOKS THAT WILL NEVER EXIST. ( How to win trophies by ARSENE WENGER ). ( Secret behind scoring goals by FERNANDO TORRES ) ( The value of family planning by TUFACE IDIBIA ). ( Efficacy of shaving powder by RICK ROSS ). ( How to speak good english by DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN ). ( Maintaining good looks by OBJ ). ( How to live in peace and unity by BOKO HARAM ). ( The power of humility by DBANJ ). ( My love for America by OSAMA BIN LADEN ). ( The techniques to follow to achieve Uninterrupted Power Supply by PHCN ). ( How to ensure a Long Lasting Marriage by KIM KADARSHIAN ). ( Living a scandal free life by JIM IYKE ). ( How to win the World Cup without preparation by SUPER EAGLES ). ( Key to constant education without strikes by ASUU, published by NASU and marketed by SSANU ). ( Craziness does not pay by DENRELE ). Hahahaha.... ( Feel free to add yours.....Make we see the one wey go sell pass ).