A man was having an argument with his wife.

A man was having an argument
with his wife.
In the heat of the argument, the
wife called him a
fool.
The husband got angry & said
he
cannot be called
a FOOL by a woman, not even
his
wife, so she
must there fore leave his house.
Neighbors
intervened & the matter was
resolved. But the wife
was still nursing anger. Later
that night it rained
heavily & it was so cold the
husband wanted to
perform his manly duty,
sneaking his hand to
touch his wife's laps in the dark,
the wife said
"Who is this FOOL?"
The husband gently and quietly
answered,"It's me,
honey