If You Don’t Want Your Ribs To Crack, Don’t Read This Jokes!!

*When you post on Facebook “My boss is an idiot”
and ur boss like ur post. “No just go work tomorrow
*When soldier punish u finish come release u make
u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout ” officer
thunder fire u” and ur bike no come gree start
again.. Chi! Guy make you faint before he reach
where you dey, because na lighting go fire you.
*When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out
that your wallet fell out in a taxi… Start to prepare ur
grammar oh because you go wash plate tire
*When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey
ping… # Lol. Na automatic ticket to grave.
*When the person interviewing you in your new job
is the same guy you insulted in traffic. “Bro, u go
apologise tire.!”
*When Mosquito lands on your father’s Baldhead
and u try to kill it with your bare hand. “You must
provide the proof ohh, or else..
*When “Usain Bolt” chases u with a Cutlass… O
boy,just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish..
Which is the funniest?