Sunday 4 October 2015

Joke Of The Day: How To Toast A Girl – Must See


Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
*Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
*Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
*Girl: But I don’t love you.
*Boy: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
*Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
*Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth speaks what
the heart is full of.”
*Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?
*Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away.”
*Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”
*Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?
*Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 ” You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.”
*Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord
is to be praised.”
*Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
*Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and they
become one flesh.”
*Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
*Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so
that you may be careful to do everything written in
it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. ”
*Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
*Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
*Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to
think about this.
*Boy: Philippians 4:8 “Finally, brothers and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or
praiseworthy —think about such things.”
*Girl: owwww I love you already
*Boy: Revelations 22:21 “Amen.”

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