Who Killed It? The Boy Or The Girl

WHO IS THE BEST
LIAR
Guy: Babe what phone is this ?
Girl: Well is the new Bold20
Guy: Bold20 Dey ?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How much ? Girl: Bought it for N300
thousand
Guy: WTF! What can it do ?
Girl: It doesn’t go off, it has no battery, it doesn’t
need a sim card to browse, it charges through
solar WBU, what phone do you use ?
Guy: well am using Samsung Galaxy AIT STV
Nokia
Apple Windows iPhone 30
Girl:What!Whichkind of phone is that ? How
much ?
Guy: Just N500 thousand
Girl: Babe are you serious ? What can it do ?
Guy:
Hmmmmmm it can do a lot of things oh,
the phone browses on it’s own, it has fridge,
bedroom and parlour inside, no need for
charging, the one i love most is that it helps me
do all the house chores and if am in the parlour
watching a movie and the phone is in my
bedroom
and it starts to ring, the phone will walk
from the room to the parlour shouting my name
saying i dey ring oh pick me pick me
Girl:Chai guy you can lie o
Guy: No be u start am ..