Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room,
drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga
bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that
changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water
on it. Immediately it started changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, Oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while
Akpos was in the kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga"
but when i ask you a question you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand
anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam
and ask me a question while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at
home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak enter
the house girl room when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in
the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father? Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, I can't understand
anything at all.
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