Saturday 7 November 2015

Lafkillz fuuny quotes




WISE QUOTES....
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type
of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before
eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain
without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the
Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth
(1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his
face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper
soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything -
Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school
without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria -
Lord Lugard (1904)
8). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine
seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa
perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam -
Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either
looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama
(2014).
And he who reads without comment is naturally stingy.
True or False?
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