Akpos was sleeping and all of a sudden started shouting GOD save me!!! save me!!! The wife asked, did u have a nightmare? He says yes. The wife asked. Were u been chased by a lion? Akpos replies: lion is even better....I nearly voted for Buhari again
Abeg make una help me beg MTN
ooooooooooooo!!!!
I no do, na by force? Shu! Recently, I feel like
I'm dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake
up with a text message.
It's either they are calling me or begging me to
subscribe to one thing or the other.
VERY SOON, MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer. Are u HUNGRY?... Text HGY to
35388 for tips on HUNGER and what to eat.
2. Dear customer, need DELIVERANCE? Text DEL
TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver
yourself.
3. Dear customer, facing ancestral problems?
Text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily
ancestral tips
4. Dear customer, want to bathe but you have no
soap? Text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soaps
to your phone
5. Dear customer, feeling HEARTBROKEN? Text
HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to
plaster your heart.
6 Dear customer, want to catch all the
witch in your village? Text CATCH to 30305 for
tips to catch all the witches in your village.
7 Dear customer, do you know there are people
who doesn't want you to succeed in your village?
Text THUNDER FIRE THEM to 33050.
Just imagine MTN sending my grandma
BEAUTY TIPS. For What now ..
Happy sunday friends
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