JOKE
I Have Been Thinking About This All
Day.......President
Nelson Mandela Came Out From Prison And
Became
President....Obasanjo Came Out From Prison
And Became
President.... Burahi came from prison and he
became a president.....Theodore Orji Left
Prison And Became
Governor....Omisore Iyiola From Prison To
Senator....Even
Jerry Rawlings From Prison To Head of
State....My Dear
Friend, Spending Five Years In Prison Is Far
Better Than
Spending Five Years In University ....... Even
Jomo Kenyatta
From Prison To President....You
See?? =)) Brothers! Please Let Me
Advice You.Be
Wise..Just Go To Prison And Become
Something In Life...=))😃
Forget School Jare !!! Don't Say I Don't Tell
You.
JOKE 2
A young lady comes out of
a bus with her left breast
showing.
She actually walked down
a whole mile. A police
man sees her and calls her.
"OFFICER: Do u know I
can arrest you for indecent
dressing?"
"LADY,I don't understand
what your talking about",
she said, looking confused.
"OFFICER, your left boob is
showing" The officer said.
The lady looks down and
screams, "Oh my
Goodness! I must have left
my baby in the bus!!!
Describe this lady in one word•••
Morning,Hope u rocked or rocking the
club???LOL!
JOKE 3
1. WAEC : He who fights and run away?
AKPORS : E don surrender be dat, na fear
catch am.
2. WAEC : A rolling stone?
AKPORS: No fit just dey roll, na person
push am.
3. WAEC : He who lives in a glass house?
AKPORS : Na rich politician e go be.
4. WAEC : A stitch in time?
AKPORS : Dey prevent further tear tear.
5. WAEC : Birds of the same feathers.
AKPORS : Na de same mama born dem.
6. WAEC : One good turn?
AKPORS : Na correct power steering fit do
am.
7. WAEC : A bird in hand?
AKPORS : Wetin e wan be again if no be
barbeque?
Dem plenty for chicken republic
8. WAEC: Half a loaf is better than?
AKPORS : Garri soaking without sugar.
9. WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles?
AKPORS : Na de person wahala be dat na,
why e no
enter car or aeroplane jeje?
10. WAEC : He who laugh last?
AKPORS: Get brain problem, make dem
examine am
because na beginning of madness.
11. WAEC : A patient dog?
AKPORS : Na hunger go kill am.
12. WAEC : All work and no play?
AKPORS : Na bank job be dat bros.
13. WAEC : Once beaten?
AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat.
If you were the one to mark his scripts, be
sincere
what will Akpors Grade?
A1
B2
B3
C2
C3
C4
C5
C6
D7
E8
F9
M
........Hapy wkend guyz!!
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