Monday 4 January 2016

True Life Story Read And Enjoy(Don't Cry)


*Dangote's daughter cheated on
me and you say I should break
up? Don't you know that Love is
all about forgiveness.
*Beloved sisters in the Lord, if
your boyfriend can finish 5 loafs
of bread and 2 fishes; you are
dating 5000 people.
*How can a pastor be preaching
about charity and put a
password on Church WIFI?
*A boy I beat up back then in
primary school is now in the US
Army. He poses with guns on
Facebook, and looks like he
hasn't
forgotten.
*When you are kissing your
girlfriend and you see the person
owing you money, what will you
do?
*One stone is enough to break a
glass, one word is enough to
break a heart, one second is
enough to fall in love BUT Why is
one chapter not enough to pass
exams?
*They say "One good turn
deserves another" One bad turn
nko, wat does it deserve?
When you see a Nigerian couple
outside staring at the moon,
*It's either NEPA (Nigeria's
Electricity company) took the
light or
they are waiting for the smell of
the insecticide to subside.
*I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep)
with an inscription "Trust No
woman" I have a feeling that guy
once had a range rover.
If you want to change the world,
do it now that you are still
single, because when you get
married, you can't even change
the T.V station

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